TEXT ✉ Taz (niner)

  1. Becky: No, silly, my dad wouldn't force you to do anything you wouldn't want to do. It's just a church service not a christening. I'm so excited!!!! :)
  2. Arlene: Mhm... well, see you tomorrow! I'll be up and at 'em bright and early.

TEXT ✉ Taz (niner)

  1. Becky: Hi, Arlene! Are you still coming to church with me Sunday? I kind of already told my dad, he's excited to meet you. :)
  2. Becky: But it's okay to change your mind!
  3. Arlene: Hi, Becky. I'm definitely still coming, I promise. You told your dad? He's not gonna expect me to get saved or smth right then and there, right? Because I don't know if that's gonna happen.

txt. ✉️ virgin mary

  1. Becky: Yup! I'll be there Sunday! This is going to be so fun, Arlene! :) And don't even worry about dressing up, just wear something casual as long as it doesn't show your lady parts.
  2. arlene: yeah, i'm super excited. i won't wear anything provocative i promise. text me the address k? see u sunday & enjoy your spring break!!

txt. ✉️ virgin mary

  1. Becky: Oh.. oh, I'm sorry! I am so, so, so, so, so, sorry!
  2. Becky: There's always room at my church for you! Not only because you're really tiny but also because our congregation is very welcoming. (:
  3. arlene: oh, okay! well, in that case, when will you be there? because i don't go to church, like at all, so i don't wanna be lonely or anything. you go on sundays, right?

txt. ✉️ virgin mary

  1. Becky: Are you kidding me? I am so fed up with being the punchline to the majority of you greasers' jokes. I like to be taken seriously and I take my religion very seriously. Even if it means nothing to you, it means a lot to me.
  2. arlene: i - i'm not joking becky. i'm being serious... if you don't want to help me, i completely understand.

txt. ✉️ virgin mary

  1. Becky: I know, hiya! What's up?
  2. arlene: um, i heard that your dad is a reverend? i was thinking of maybe coming to church one of these days, or something. i'm deciding to take u up on that offer.

txt. ✉️ Taz (niner)

  1. Becky: Yes?
  2. arlene: oh, hi! i'm arlene. i had a question to ask you.

txt. ✉️ virgin mary

  1. arlene: hi... is this becky baker???
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