greaserben:

The cancer sermon won’t do ya any good, rabbi. My lungs been taking in smoke since you were shittin’ your pants and crying to your momma.

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Well that’s all the more reason to preach, as you call it. Secondhand smoking is just as bad as firsthand. For every cigarette you smoke, you shave off 11 minutes of your life. And if that isn’t bad enough, if you keep it up, you’ll be dead before your midlife crisis hits. Needless to say that cigarette may be pleasurable now, but it won’t be your best friend when you’ve got lungs the size of a three month old’s at 50. – Oh, that’s right. I forgot to mention that smoking stunts lung growth. But, yeah, that too.

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