Dear Person I Hate, 

You’re a mess. I hate you with every fiber of my being and I wish I didn’t have to put up with you. I mean, you’re a jerk for no reason! Don’t you realize that there are enough people in the world to hate already, without your putting in so much effort to give me another? Whatever, I don’t think I should write anymore, because this might turn into a fucking novel. 

Sincerely, 

Arlene