HEART: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?

Am I in love? No, of course not. I couldn’t even spell ‘love’ until I was nine. Text talk is a real killer. 

LUNGS: Do you smoke cigarettes?

Hell no. Do I look like I’m interested in an early death? I’m in this for the long run. —- And before you go there, weed and cigarettes are two completely different things. 

CHEST: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?

Sorry, but no. You’ve got the wrong Takahashi, sweets. 

STOMACH: Do you feel confident in your body image?

Of course I do. If you don’t love yourself, who will?