yellow: 7 facts about my childhood

• I went through a Hello Kitty phase between the ages of 4 and 9. Those, as I like to call them, were the Lost Years. My excuse is that I was drunk and delirious those 5 wild years. 
• I spent most of my days on the playground, but the only place I really gravitated towards was the playground. Don’t ask why. Just, like – because.
  
• I fractured my pinkie trying to catch a football. I asked some asshole in the third grade to throw it and my dumb ass couldn’t catch it. Athletics have never really been my strong suit. 
• I have a scar on my thumb from this time when i tried to cut open a freeze pop and totally missed the freeze pop and got the skin on my finger instead. It didn’t hurt though, so I don’t remember it too well.
• I traveled to Nova Scotia once when I was like, 5 or so, to go to this stupid wedding for some family member. Pretty sure it was my second cousin to the third power once removed or some crap like that. 
• I was convinced that the bathroom at my primary school was haunted, because every time I went in there, the doors would like, close when no one else was in there. Luckily, I didn’t interest myself in any drinks while I was there so I never had to go in there. 
• I used to be a big fan of playing Ring a Ring o’ Roses when I was a kid, but some kid told me that if I sang it, I was gonna die, so I stopped after that. That was before I had a death wish. 

black: 1 fact about the person I like

• He’s a vampire. True story.